What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.