What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What is a chameleon's motto ?

A change is as good as a rest !

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Half Hour Jokes More Half Hour Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.