What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Half Hour Jokes More Half Hour Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.