What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.