What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

Why repent?

I pented just last week.

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What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Weekday Jokes More Weekday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.