Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

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What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......