How do you call sons of australians and germans?

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.