How do you call sons of australians and germans?

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to moderate /r/MensRights ?

None. There are no there.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

What's a German's favorite fruit?

An Auto-Bahnana

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.