Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

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How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

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Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

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Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.