Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

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What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.