Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

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What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.