What happened to that?

Husband: You spent it all dear.

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What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?

It wooden go

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The cat ate her.

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Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.