What happened to that?

Husband: You spent it all dear.

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin