What happened to that?

Husband: You spent it all dear.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.