What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Semicolon Jokes More Semicolon Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.