What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.