What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

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What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"