She had harp failure.
He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
She didn't take it far enough into the woods.
A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"
One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.
They say Halo.
To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"