Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Why did the concrete fail at its job?

It couldn't take the shear stress

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

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How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.