Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
Decepticondoms.
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
A Roman Catholic.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers
Because they both "practice" their professions.
Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.
Colin.
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
