Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Peep Jokes More Peep Jokes

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window