Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Peep Jokes More Peep Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.