Chocolate Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Why is a foreign exchange student like a gynecologist?

Because they both study abroad!

Easter Candy Jokes More Easter Candy Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Peep Jokes More Peep Jokes

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.