Brownian Motion
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
Malteasers
A runny bunny.
Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.
Lindt choclate.
A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
A chocolate BAAA
If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Brown-chichen-Brown-cow
A Coconut.
Everybody gets a piece.
Life is like a box of chocolates...
What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
They lack chemistry.
Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.
Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.
They didn't have any chemistry.
Boy: Me and I'm going home now.
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
They're huge blubbermouths.
They speak with forked tongues !
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
None. They just sit in the dark and cry.
Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen
Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)
The sound of silence
