Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

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Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

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What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...