Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.