Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!