Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

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How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA