Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.