Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.