Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow