What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

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What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.