What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

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What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.