How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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How did Little Debby get pregnant?

She fell into a box of Ding Dongs

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

what else could possibly be in there

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How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.