How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

Speech Impediment Jokes More Speech Impediment Jokes

What do you call an oval with a speech impediment?

An Elipshhh

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.