What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

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Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Whatcha call that?

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!