What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!