What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!