How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent ) robber boots

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.