How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What to you call a Russian flea ?

A Moscow-ito !

What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"