Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What's a tiger ?

A stri-ped !