Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...