What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it