Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

What do you call a Vietcong that's been hit by napalm?

Charlie Brown

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.