Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener