Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ?

I Bruce easily don't hit me !

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!