What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

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Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds