What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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What did Adele's chicken say?

Hello from the other side...

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds