What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

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What's the opposite of ennui?

Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*.

What's the opposite of funny?

answer: Jay Leno

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How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.