What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

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What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

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What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you