What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

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What's the opposite of drunken noodles?

Soba noodles!

What's the opposite of shell shock?

Shell expectation

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How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.