What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

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How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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Why is it called "pig latin"?

ecausebay ronyiay

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!