What's the opposite of effort?

F it.

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Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Effort Jokes More Effort Jokes

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.