What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What's cooler than being cool?

Being 0K.