What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What's cooler than being cool?

Being 0K.