What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt.

What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What's cooler than being cool?

Being 0K.