How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police