How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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How do you pay a quiz master?

with finances.

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

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What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball