How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio