How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!