How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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Why can you only ran through a campground and not run?

Because it's past tents.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.