What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.