What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.