What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

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What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

Where do I put my pants?

He said, "Over there by mine."