What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Headline Jokes More Headline Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?

Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*