What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).