What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Headline Jokes More Headline Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush