What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

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Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.