Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!