Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

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What's a monsters favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

What is important in relationships?

Reflexivity and transitivity.