Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

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Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!