Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.