Juliet Jokes

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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What's a monsters favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

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What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

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