Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.