Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!