Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

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Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.