Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe