What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.