What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.