What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.