Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

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What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.