What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

What is the name for a group of Bankers?

A WUNCH.