What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!