What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!