What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

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Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.