What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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Because he was knotty!

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What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk