How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"