What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.

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Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

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How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.