What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

Courtroom Jokes More Courtroom Jokes

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!