Defendant Jokes

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

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What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

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The defendant."

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