Will the defendant please rise."
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The defendant."
Defendant: Not quilty.
I've been framed.
The defendant.
A: The defendant.
Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it
Bay leaf get him out if here!
ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!
The defendant
A 6-pack and a potato.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Stark naked.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
A TACK
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
He injured his spline!
The ruler.
I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".
I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!
To remind them why there's no money in it
Shelfies.
No one knows, it's never been done.
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