Frame Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

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Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

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How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

Peasant Jokes More Peasant Jokes

What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

What do peasants do in their spare time?

They serf

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Why did the console player cross the road?

To render the other side.

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.