Frame Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Plead Jokes More Plead Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus???

It only takes one nail to hang a photo

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country