Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.