Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

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How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...