Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

What does a Mexican duck say?

GUACK

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna