Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...