Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call rich Mexicans?

The Juan percent.

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)