Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme?

Humpty Dumpty

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier