Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack