Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism