Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road?

A wounded cheesie.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!