Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!