Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.