Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans

Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.