Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'