To screw in the lightbulb.
It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."
To get to the other slide!
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
All three of them.
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."
He overslept.
Ireland: More bars in more places