Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots