Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do white people's feet get so dirty?

They walk on the sins of their ancestors.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.