How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

Concept Jokes More Concept Jokes

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.