What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!