What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

What state makes exclusively swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.