What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese