What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that isn't yours...?

Not *your* cheese!

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Colby Jack's.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.