When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.