When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD