When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD