What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

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Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

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What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.