What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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Why are Native American strippers the best?

When they dance they make it rain.

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

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What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour?

White-out.

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues