What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

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What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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Why do native american's hate snow?

Because it's white &amp on their land.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer?

There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer Someone has written on the white-out.

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Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.