What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.

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What do you call a ghost in the Outback?

An Apparigine!

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.