What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

removed

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.