What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

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What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.