What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

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What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".