What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies