What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.