What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.